Si Pepito Manaloto [Lufet Version]
Husband(shouting):
HONEY!!!
MAG-IMPAKE KA KA NA!!!
NANALO AQ SA LOTTO!!!
SANDAANG MILYON TO!
WOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wife:
Wow! talaga? anu-ano dadalhin q?
Husband:
Wala aqng pakialam. Basta lumayas ka na!
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awwwtzzz xD