alam mo bang scientist aq?

...at ikaw ang lab q?

Dictionary ka ba? Binigyan mo Kasi kahulugan ang buhay ko...

Lecture mo ba ako??? Lab kasi kita..

SA PALENGKE
Tndera: Ilang tali po ng Ctaw ang bblhin mo?

Juan: 3x-5, wher x =6

Tndra: so 13 bale, mura lng, 5sin90 ang isa.

Juan: Ummm, pki convert nmn po using arc tangent.

Tndera: D q carry, tangent na lng. 5 tan45. kung gus2 mo, mag apply ka nlng ng reduction formula.

Juan: ok napo, e2 bayad, (x^2- 4x+3)/sin3x wher x =7, kip d change!



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Kung gn2 ka-useful ang Math sa buhay naten,

Ang Saya!

Husband(shouting):
HONEY!!!
 MAG-IMPAKE KA KA NA!!!
NANALO AQ SA LOTTO!!!
SANDAANG MILYON TO!
WOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Wife:
Wow! talaga? anu-ano dadalhin q?

Husband: 
Wala aqng pakialam. Basta lumayas ka na!



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awwwtzzz xD

Sa Mcdo


Guy: Miss isang sundae hot fudge nga.
Girl: sir, P25 po.

[nag abot ng P100 ang guy ]

Girl: Sir, may P5 po keu?
Guy: miss lam mo, pra kang exgf ko, bnigay q na nga lht ng meron aq, pero kulang p din.

[ngets ng girl cnabi ng guy]

Girl: Sir, kya lng nmn po aq humihingi ng konti pra masuklian kta ng buong buo. : o





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awww, kya nmn pla eh... xD

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kiskisa lng!






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Hotline numbers to God:


-when in sorrow, call john 14

-when you have sinned, call Psalm 51

-when you're in danger,call Psalm 91

-when you grow bitter, call 1 Corinthians 13

-for Paul's secret to happiness, call Colossians 3:12-17

-when prayers grow narrow and selfish, call Psalm 67

-if you find the world growing small, & yourself great call Psam 19




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She was sitting there...

she kept looking at me...

then,

she held out her hand towards me...

and said:








"Migo, palihug kog plete"



duh uie! abi kog gugma na2 dah!

Our generation had

destryoyed the

Christian Virtues.


Charity,
is now a sweepstakes...

Hope,
is now a cigarette...

Grace,
is now a G.R.O..

Heaven,
is now a motel...

&


Trust,
is now a condom...