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Math sa Buhay natin!
SA PALENGKE
Tndera: Ilang tali po ng Ctaw ang bblhin mo?
Juan: 3x-5, wher x =6
Tndra: so 13 bale, mura lng, 5sin90 ang isa.
Juan: Ummm, pki convert nmn po using arc tangent.
Tndera: D q carry, tangent na lng. 5 tan45. kung gus2 mo, mag apply ka nlng ng reduction formula.
Juan: ok napo, e2 bayad, (x^2- 4x+3)/sin3x wher x =7, kip d change!
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Kung gn2 ka-useful ang Math sa buhay naten,
Ang Saya!
Si Pepito Manaloto [Lufet Version]
Husband(shouting):
HONEY!!!
MAG-IMPAKE KA KA NA!!!
NANALO AQ SA LOTTO!!!
SANDAANG MILYON TO!
WOO HOO HOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Wife:
Wow! talaga? anu-ano dadalhin q?
Husband:
Wala aqng pakialam. Basta lumayas ka na!
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awwwtzzz xD
Sukli
Sa Mcdo
Guy: Miss isang sundae hot fudge nga.
Girl: sir, P25 po.
[nag abot ng P100 ang guy ]
Girl: Sir, may P5 po keu?
Guy: miss lam mo, pra kang exgf ko, bnigay q na nga lht ng meron aq, pero kulang p din.
[ngets ng girl cnabi ng guy]
Girl: Sir, kya lng nmn po aq humihingi ng konti pra masuklian kta ng buong buo. : o
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awww, kya nmn pla eh... xD
Libreng Load
Bai,Naa paka load? Ndoble man nko plit card 450 gud...gus2 ka? Bhalag utangon, bayri lng kung kanus-a ka makkwarta...
mao ni ang PIN# oh:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
kiskisa lng!
hekhek
Hotline Numbers to God
Hotline numbers to God:
-when in sorrow, call john 14
-when you have sinned, call Psalm 51
-when you're in danger,call Psalm 91
-when you grow bitter, call 1 Corinthians 13
-for Paul's secret to happiness, call Colossians 3:12-17
-when prayers grow narrow and selfish, call Psalm 67
-if you find the world growing small, & yourself great call Psam 19
; ) Please don't erase, this may come in handy. You may share it! Godspeed!
Ang Plete
She was sitting there...
she kept looking at me...
then,
she held out her hand towards me...
and said:
"Migo, palihug kog plete"
duh uie! abi kog gugma na2 dah!
Virtues Through Time
Our generation had
destryoyed the
Christian Virtues.
Charity,
is now a sweepstakes...
Hope,
is now a cigarette...
Grace,
is now a G.R.O..
Heaven,
is now a motel...
&
Trust,
is now a condom...
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-ala eh, impormasyon kagaya nitong binabasa mo ngaun! 'Yon yun eh! xD
Astronomical Thoughts
-Kahit anong mga bagay na nais ipabulalas ng aking isipan.
Diskarte 101
-mga banat, at iba't ibang diskarteng pinoy, makakuha lng ng chix ; )
Mey Seeds
-Mga text messages na nareceive ko sa aking fone, na nakakatuwa at nais kong isave at ipagkalat sa pamamagitan ng internet. ; )
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